Alex Johnson – Journalist at Large

An analog journalist in a digital world

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Why I Love Local News: Background Check? Remember Your Reefer!

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“Lawson was going into the jail to pick up her criminal background check for a new job, and deputies found the dope when her purse was searched.”

Full story (WALB-TV of Albany, Ga.)

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March 2, 2010 at 1:12 pm

Why I Love Local News: Size-D Implants Saved Woman’s Life

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She survived a gunshot to the chest, but the bullet left a scar and deflated the implant.

Full story (KNBC-TV of Los Angeles)

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February 25, 2010 at 11:20 am

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Why I Love Local News: Mom Finds Snake Head in Frozen Green Beans

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“When I saw it was a snake’s head I just threw it down and called my kids and said I got a snake head in the green beans, everybody said ‘Oh lord, you got a snake head in the green beans’,” Jamison said.

h/t to Dave Barry

Full story (KRIV-TV of Houston)

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February 23, 2010 at 10:35 am

Why I Love Local News: Man’s Dog Turns Him In to Police

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A German man on the run from police was given away by his own dog, which revealed its master’s hiding place by wagging its tail while standing next to the small cupboard he was cowering in, authorities said on Monday.

Full story (The Telegraph)

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February 22, 2010 at 11:31 am

Today’s Sports Report

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Neither manager Fredi Gonzalez nor president of baseball ops Larry Beinfest had any idea that the reason Ceda showed up to last year’s camp overweight was because he was essentially under house arrest in the Dominican Republic pending a criminal investigation.

Full story (WTVJ-TV of Miami)

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February 22, 2010 at 10:24 am

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Worst or Best Obit Ever?

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I’ve confirmed through archives (see photo) that this really did run in the Vallejo Times-Herald, although the original is no longer online.

Best or Worst Obit Ever?
“Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.”
Read the full obit here

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February 21, 2010 at 10:41 am

Why I Love Local News: Man Offered to Pave Driveway for Sex (Three Names Dept.)

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“Investigators said 24-year-old Billie Bobbie Harrison, of Winston-Salem, and another man drove up to the woman’s Chesnee home to solicit work on Tuesday.”

Full story (WXII-TV)

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February 17, 2010 at 11:21 am

Why I Love Local News: Police Arrest Woman Covered in Jell-O, Drunk

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“The officer had to conduct sobriety tests while the woman was still seated in the vehicle because he determined she was without other clothes and would not be safe outdoors in the 20-degree weather.” (h/t to Dave Barry and Jeff Renner)

Full story (Milan, Minn., News Leader)

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February 16, 2010 at 11:46 am

Police Sketch of the Day

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Police Sketch of the Day

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February 16, 2010 at 9:52 am

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Police Blotter of the Day (Dumb Criminal Dept.)

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“A note was left behind during the robbery. Dunlap said when the note was examined it was determined the paper had been torn from a Texas Department of Criminal Justice instruction sheet and the sheet included Hall’s TDCJ inmate number.” (h/t to Dave Barry)

Full story (KTRK-TV)

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February 12, 2010 at 10:02 am

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