Posts Tagged ‘local-news’
Why I Love Local News: Help, I’m Trapped in Jail, Woman Tells 911
Don’t Blame the Crew, Dude
The best part of this clip is the anchor’s deer-in-the-headlights look when it comes back to him.
Frustrated Field Reporter (via probablybadnews.com)
Police Blotter of the Day: Man Allegedly Breaks Into Church to View Porn
Holy Spirit, Batman!
Full story (AP via Des Moines Register)
Police Blotter of the Day: Dog Poop Leads to Neighbor Fight
The police report notes: “Both the green Saturn and the beige Oldsmobile had large amounts of dog feces piled and smeared across their windshields.”
Full story (WMTV-TV of Madison, Wis.)
Why I Love Local News: Naked Man Arrested, Wanted Tan
Why I Love Local News: FHP: Driver Lacked Razor-Sharp Focus
Headline of the decade: Gay Catholic Ex-Stripper Awaits Birth of Twins Carried by Husband’s Sister
“On the outside, Marino is a buttoned up white collar dad who is a regional banking manager, monogamous husband, devout Catholic, former altar boy and former Civil Air Patrol member. However, he is also a former exotic dancer and author of Tomorrow May Be Too Late–a very honest and gritty memoir about toxic homosexual love and living a life of debauchery.”
Full story (Village Voice)




