Posts Tagged ‘blotter’
Police Blotter of the Day: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum
“The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cell block found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff’s office said.
“According to sheriff’s officials: inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.”
Full story (Sarasota, Fla., Herald-Tribune)
Police Blotter of the Day: Hot sauce, hair weave hullabaloo
One suspects the reporter had some fun putting together this (bad female dog)-ing report:
“An apparent weekend spat over a man erupted into a fracas featuring a hot sauce bottle, vegetable juice can, torn hair weave and a scratched breast, according to a recently released police report. …
“The report didn’t specify the type of hot sauce, a spicy condiment typically made from chili pepper, vinegar and salt, or the brand or size of the vegetable juice can. …
“At the jail, Andary got upset because the officer arrested Stills.
“She said the officer should watch his back because she was a ‘bad (female dog)’ and was going to ‘get’ the officer.”
Full story (Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers via WPTV-TV of West Palm Beach, Fla.)
Why I Love Local News: Smugglers catapult pot over border fence
“Smugglers using a catapult to launch marijuana across the border were observed on a remote video surveillance system, and National Guard troops coordinated with Mexican authorities to disrupt the far-flung operation.”
(Actually, that’s a trebuchet, but you try to verbize “trebuchet.”)
Full story and video (KVOA-TV of Tucson, Ariz.)
Police Blotter of the Day: S.C. Motel Room Trashed in Effort to Find ‘Midget’
“Jones said the caller then said that a ‘midget’ who was 4 feet 3 inches tall was barricaded in the room next to him and that he needed to help police get to him. With that, the report said, Jones took his wrench and began to break away the wallboard behind the room door. He broke through to the next room, but then stopped due to complaints from other guests about the loud noises.”
Full story (WYFF-TV or Greenville, S.C.)
Police Blotter of the Day: Cop on the backbeat
“A gun cop who shot and killed lawyer Mark Saunders is facing the sack after allegedly inserting song titles into his inquest evidence to make pals laugh.
“The unnamed officer, codename Alpha Zulu Eight, peppered his statement with at least 20 sly references to tunes such as Point Of No Return by Duran Duran, James Blunt’s Too Late and Katherine Jenkins’ I Believe, it is claimed.
“Fellow cops from the Met’s CO19 firearms team were said to have ‘rolled up with laughter’ at their mate’s mockery.”
Full story (The Sun)
Video (SkyNews)
Police Blotter of the Day: Man in Breathalyzer costume cited for drunken driving
“The officer said Nieveen had watery eyes and slurred speech and smelled like alcohol. Police found a bottle of vodka, a half-full bottle of Mountain Dew and vodka and several cans and bottles of beer in the truck.
“‘He was dressed as a PBT (preliminary breath testing) alcohol sensor and had been attending a Halloween party prior to the stop,’ the report says.”
Full story (Lincoln, Neb., Journal-Star)
Police Blotter of the Day: Police want to charge man for stealing handcuffs during escape
A 26-year-old Longview man managed to escaped from a Department of Corrections car while handcuffed.
Police aren’t just looking for him. They also want him to be charged with stealing the handcuffs. …
Police say the handcuffs are valued at $29, and stealing them would constitute third-degree theft.
Full story (AP via Seattle Times)
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Police Blotter of the Day: Robbery suspect leaves ID at Walmart, say police
“Gallatin police said Marshall stole a pair of jeans from Walmart last week. However, he left his old jeans in the dressing room with his wallet and driver’s license, according to authorities.”
Full story (WSMV of Nashville, Tenn.)
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Police Blotter of the Day: Naked burglary suspect says he does ‘stupid things’ when he drinks
“When deputies arrived at 3528 Blayton St. they found Justin Craig Barker still sleeping on the couch partially covered by a blue and white plaid blanket. He awoke, according to reports, as they placed handcuffs on him.
“‘Why am I being arrested? I didn’t steal anything,’ he reportedly said.
“Then Barker, 21, told deputies that he needs to stop drinking because he does ‘stupid things’ when he does.”
Full story (Tampa Tribune)
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Police Blotter of the Day: Nude man accused of viewing porn at man’s desk
“When the employee asked him what he was doing there, the man said, ‘cleaning and trying to make some money.'”
Full story (AP via msnbc.com)
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