Human editors matter

Google News picks up a grisly story from Reuters and gets bitten by its computerized presentation:
Here’s the headline:
Body of missing Brooklyn boy found in freezer, trash
Here’s the caption Google News automatically generated, because Reuters includes a picture-of-the-day feature on its story pages:
A host of new surveys don’t paint a pretty picture for many small businesses. Uncertainty about the economy, slow retail sales and high commodity prices have small business owners in the dumps this summer.
There’s no one to blame for this, really. But it does illustrate, tastelessly and uncomfortably, that it will be a long time — perhaps not in my lifetime — before human editors are totally dispensable.
Agree or disagree? Will computers some day be able to completely replace us? Let me know in the comments.
E911: Needle, meet haystack
Exactly two years ago tomorrow, I wrote an msnbc.com piece about the accuracy of 911 calls from wireless phones. The takeaway was:
[T]he accuracy of location data generally drops in rural areas, where older, less-advanced cell towers can be farther apart, the Congressional Research Service found in a background report for lawmakers late last year. And it can drop in densely populated cities, where a phone might show up as being at 1 Main St., with no indication of whether it’s on the seventh or the 77th floor.
Depending on the technology a carrier is using — GPS or tower triangulation — FCC regulations allow a margin of error of up to 300 meters for some E911-capable phones. That’s longer than three football fields.
Today, the Federal Communications Commission published proposed E911 regulations that wouldn’t allow carriers to rely on tower triangulation — that is, measuring a phone’s distances from its three closest towers, which is the measure that yields the 300-meter margin of error. Instead, carriers would have to use location services on the device itself (GPS, for example), which is supposed to be accurate within 50 to 150 meters.
It would take Usain Bolt almost 15 seconds to sprint 150 meters — assuming stairs weren’t involved. Not all GPS services measure or report altitude, so they can’t indicate which floor you’re on if you’re in a high-rise building.
The technology to make wireless E911 work is incredibly difficult, but the new regulations mean that even under optimum conditions, you could still be waiting a good amount of time for emergency crews to find you.
That’s the first caution. The second is that the new regulations wouldn’t take effect until after an eight-year sunset period; the current three-football-field allowance would be OK until 2019.
What do you think? Is that close enough? Do you expect better technology to be created in the near future? And if it is, what would the implications be for individual privacy?
Upgraded Android app is live
I’ve given Journalist at Large — Alex Johnson, the self-indulgent Android app I built, an upgrade. The main features are the ability to show more than 10 entries per page/tab, more feedback options and the nuking of the ad. If you like what you find here on this blog, you can find it in a handy Android version several ways:
• QR code. Snap a photo of the QR image at the right in your QR-app-enabled device.
(Eventually, you should be able to find it in the Market on your device itself, in the News and Magazines category. That takes a little time to propagate.)
UPDATE: It’s now available in the Market on devices. Just search for “Alex Johnson journalist.”
FBI intends to trawl controversial immigration program
Over at Open Channel, msnbc’s investigative blog, I’ve posted a look at some internal federal documents that shed more light on Secure Communities, the ICE program that opponents say is meant to round up and deport all illegal immigrants. The FBI, it appears, is more closely involved than we previously knew for sure.
FBI intends to trawl controversial ICE program (Alex Johnson/Open Channel)
Foreign computer tech comes pre-infected for your convenience
Over at Technolog, I’ve posted a followup on amazing comments at yesterday’s House cybersecurity hearing, during which a top official of the Department of Homeland Security acknowledged that computer hardware and software is already being imported to the United States preloaded with spyware and security-sabotaging components.
U.S. official says pre-infected computer tech entering country (Alex Johnson/Technolog)
Police Blotter of the Day: Woman tries to sneak husband out of jail in suitcase
“A spokesman for police in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo says staff at the prison in Chetumal noticed that the woman seemed nervous and was pulling a black, wheeled suitcase that looked bulky.
“Spokesman Gerardo Campos said Monday that prison guards checked the bag of 19-year-old Maria del Mar Arjona and found inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina curled up inside in the fetal position.”
Full story (AP via The Washington Post)
The Reader’s Guide to Journalists (Cont’d)
Rule No. 22: All female entertainment figures with short hair are perky.
The Reader’s Guide to Journalists (Cont’d)
Rule No. 21: We believe the word “alleged” has magical, lawyer-killing powers.
The Reader’s Guide to Journalists (Cont’d)
Rule No. 20: When we write that someone is “controversial,” we mean we believe he’s up to something but we can’t print it. (contributed by Lex Alexander)
The Reader’s Guide to Journalists (Cont’d)
Rule No. 19: If the slug or the budgetline includes the word “adorable,” it probably isn’t news.

