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Police Blotter of the Day: Police: Berry eating binge leads to beating

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The 30-year-old victim told investigators the clash began as he munched wild berries in his bedroom. Blevins, the victim’s roommate and long-time friend, confronted him about nibbling on the berries, which Blevins contended belonged to his girlfriend.

Full story (WPTV-TV of West Palm Beach, Fla.)

Written by Alex

May 4, 2010 at 9:06 am

Why I Love Local News: Gay Dogs Not Welcome

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An Australian restaurant that refused a blind man entry because it thought his guide dog was “gay” has been ordered by the Equal Opportunity Tribunal to pay him $1,500.

Woodville North man Ian Jolly, 57, was barred from dining at Grange restaurant Thai Spice in May last year after a staff member mistook his guide dog Nudge for a “gay dog”, the tribunal heard this week.

Full story (Daily Mail of Adelaide)

Written by Alex

April 26, 2010 at 9:45 am

Why I Love Local News: Teen charged with breaking *into* church to view porn

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Police said they believed Pruitt may have entered the church three times to use the computers and telephone to access pornographic websites and toll 900 numbers.

Full story (WDAM-TV of Hattiesburg, Miss.)

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April 20, 2010 at 11:47 am

Why I Love Local News: Smelly litter box mistaken for meth lab; neighborhood evacuated

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“Not a meth lab. Just an unkempt house with a lot of cats. The cats’ urine turned to an ammonia smell,” said Michael Magda with Western Wayne County Hazmat team.

Full story (WDIV-TV of Detroit)

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April 14, 2010 at 8:57 pm

Why I Love Local News: Dog Poo Leads Cops to Suspect

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“Thank God, criminality does not involve rocket science. He got caught because of dog-doo,” Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood told the paper.

Full story (WCAU of Philadelphia)

Written by Alex

March 29, 2010 at 10:43 am

Why I Love Local News: Help, I’m Trapped in Jail, Woman Tells 911

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At the police station, an officer handed Houston a phone, offering her the obligatory one phone call. She called 911 and told the operator that she was “trapped inside the Naperville police detention facility.”

Full story (WMAQ-TV of Chicago)

Written by Alex

March 24, 2010 at 11:46 am

Why I Love Local News: Naked Man Arrested, Wanted Tan

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Asked why he was not wearing clothes, Calvo said to get a tan and give people a show, according to a police report.

Full story (WPTV-TV of West Palm Beach, Fla.)

Written by Alex

March 9, 2010 at 12:07 pm

Why I Love Local News: FHP: Driver Lacked Razor-Sharp Focus

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“Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.”

Full story (Key West Citizen)

Written by Alex

March 6, 2010 at 9:57 am

Headline of the decade: Gay Catholic Ex-Stripper Awaits Birth of Twins Carried by Husband’s Sister

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“On the outside, Marino is a buttoned up white collar dad who is a regional banking manager, monogamous husband, devout Catholic, former altar boy and former Civil Air Patrol member. However, he is also a former exotic dancer and author of Tomorrow May Be Too Late–a very honest and gritty memoir about toxic homosexual love and living a life of debauchery.”

Full story (Village Voice)

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March 5, 2010 at 10:53 am

Why I Love Local News: Gallery Features Artwork by a Disabled Dog and Its Unique ‘Piddle Patterns’

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“Deborah Workman from the Sanctuary for Senior Dogs says Tucker’s artwork retails from $200 to $600.”

Full story (WALB-TV of Albany, Ga.)

Written by Alex

March 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm