Alex Johnson – Journalist at Large

After going three months without getting in trouble, a Carlisle man was back in police custody Sunday afternoon after trying to steal a rack or ribs by sticking them in his pants.

Carlisle police said Donald Noone, 65, attempted to pull the same stunt on May 22 at the Giant on South Spring Garden Street.

Both times, Noone was found to be “highly intoxicated” when he tried to steal the meat, police said.

Full story (Carlisle, Pa., Sentinel)