Alex Johnson – Journalist at Large

“Veterinary assistant Leigh Anne Moody, who reported the break-in Tuesday morning, said the man, identified as Roman Angel Salinas of Haneyville, apparently had injected himself with Xylazine. The drug is used as a sedative for large animals. She said he’d also taken food from the refrigerator and watched TV.”

Full story (WVTM-TV of Birmingham, Ala.)

“Firefighters were called to help wash him off before he was taken to jail.”

Full story (KING-TV of Seattle)

Police said they believed Pruitt may have entered the church three times to use the computers and telephone to access pornographic websites and toll 900 numbers.

Full story (WDAM-TV of Hattiesburg, Miss.)

“Thank God, criminality does not involve rocket science. He got caught because of dog-doo,” Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood told the paper.

Full story (WCAU of Philadelphia)

“Lawson was going into the jail to pick up her criminal background check for a new job, and deputies found the dope when her purse was searched.”

Full story (WALB-TV of Albany, Ga.)