Alex Johnson – Journalist at Large

“The cow entered the Walmart on all fours about 10:35 p.m. Tuesday night. And though you’d think cows might already have access to milk, this one snatched 26 gallons of the stuff, nudged a cart outside of the Walmart and started trying to give it away.

“The cow then fled on hoof and escaped. And in the final irony, he was captured a short time later outside a hamburger restaurant. …

“[T]he suspect was not a cow, but allegedly an 18-year-old Stafford man in a cow suit, according to Bill Kennedy, the spokesman for the Stafford County Sheriff’s Office. …

“There is, unfortunately, no surveillance video of any of this.”

Full story (Washington Post)