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Charles Miller</image:title><image:caption>(New Orleans Police Department via WDSU)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-24T20:18:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/19/police-blotter-of-the-day-man-missing-three-days-found-naked-in-electric-transformer-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/25017560_bg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bryan Hulse</image:title><image:caption>Bryan Hulse, 29, of Houma, La., was reported missing Sunday. (WLOX-TV)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-21T16:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/19/the-readers-guide-to-journalists-contd-9/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-19T19:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/18/police-blotter-of-the-day-police-seek-amish-buggy-in-hit-and-run/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-18T19:29:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/18/99896/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-18T19:07:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/17/police-blotter-of-the-day-woman-allegedly-drives-through-church-stabs-husband-on-altar-for-worshiping-nascar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stephanie-hamman-jpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stephanie Hamman</image:title><image:caption>(WCYB-TV)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-18T00:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/17/the-readers-guide-to-journalists-contd-8/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-17T19:15:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/14/the-readers-guide-to-journalists-contd-7/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-14T21:11:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/13/of-course-its-florida-zoning-board-member-gives-nazi-salute-at-planning-meeting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/heil-hitler-salute.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>(Screenshot by Palm Beach 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Leosvel Cordova Parrado</image:title><image:caption>Leosvel Cordova Parrado (Monroe County Sheriff's Office)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T22:16:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2014/03/06/the-readers-guide-to-journalists-contd-3/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-06T20:22:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/03/04/grammar-day-correct-and-proper-arent-the-same-thing/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-10T22:53:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013/05/10/11-buzzfeed-listicles-of-11-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/buzzfeedlogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BuzzfeedLogo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-20T04:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013/03/04/grammar-day-i-would-advise-that-you-comply-with-our-language-laws/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-07T21:16:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013/02/21/and-sometimes-you-do-a-story-just-for-the-headline/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-02T08:50:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013/02/13/life-on-general-assignment/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-15T01:53:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013/02/06/sometimes-you-do-a-story-just-for-the-picture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/130206-san-diego-accident-crash-photoblog600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>130206-san-diego-accident-crash.photoblog600</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-07T00:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013-clips/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-06T15:25:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013/02/05/police-blotter-of-the-day-marijuana-in-undercover-deal-was-sandwich/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-06T00:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013-clips/2012-clips/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-06T00:47:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013-clips/older-clips/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-06T00:45:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013-clips/selected-2009-clips/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-06T00:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013-clips/alexs-clips/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-06T00:45:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013-clips/selected-2010-clips/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-06T00:35:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2013/02/05/quotation-of-the-year/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-05T23:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2012/10/03/police-blotter-of-the-day-kaboom-oddly-named-mans-walking-stick-leads-to-evacuation/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-03T18:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2012/09/28/shepard-smith-apologizes-for-the-wrong-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/youtube_smith1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YouTube_Smith</image:title><image:caption>Watch the full apology (YouTube via TPM)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/youtube_smith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shepard Smith apologizes</image:title><image:caption>Watch the full apology on YouTube (via TPM)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T17:43:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2012/08/27/can-you-scientifically-quantify-social-media/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/120827_chchart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>120827_CHChart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/120827_chbreakdown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obama-Romney 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believe Michael Ward  concealed this 38-caliber revolver by hiding it where the sun don't shine. (WITN-TV)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-13T21:54:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2012/01/10/police-blotter-of-the-day-suicide-by-crossbow-police-say-it-cant-be-ruled-out/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-10T23:34:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2012/01/06/police-blotter-of-the-day-skeleton-is-mans-hov-lane-buddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wsp-skeleton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WSP-Skeleton</image:title><image:caption>Washington State Patrol</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-07T00:07:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2012/01/04/anatomy-of-a-walkback/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-11T18:55:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/30/michigan-man-may-have-intentionally-infected-hundreds-with-hiv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/smithvideo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SmithVideo</image:title><image:caption>Leon Hendrix of NBC station WOOD of Grand Rapids, Mich., spoke to one of the possible victims.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T23:14:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/27/memo-to-shoplifters-dont-pick-shop-with-a-cop-night-police-blotter-of-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/arrest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arrest</image:title><image:caption>WOWT-TV</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-29T21:40:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/29/police-blotter-of-the-day-bull-shot-to-death-after-daring-meat-plant-escape/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-30T14:09:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/20/police-blotter-of-the-day-teens-broke-in-cooked-gizzards/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-20T16:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/16/dear-santa-give-me-the-real-life-justin-bieber-or-you-die/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-16T19:54:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/15/police-blotter-of-the-day-thieves-clean-out-georgia-church-during-the-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/111215_church_wxia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>111215_Church_WXIA</image:title><image:caption>Pastor Mona Harper surveys the damage at Kingdom City Church in Stone Mountain, Ga. (WXIA-TV)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-20T20:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/13/police-blotter-of-the-day-can-i-have-my-weed-back/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-15T03:08:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/12/judge-allows-media-to-live-tweet-sandusky-hearing/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-13T00:15:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/09/bonus-police-blotter-of-the-day-woman-caught-making-meth-inside-s-tulsa-walmart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/walmartmethstory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WalmartMethStory</image:title><image:caption>Tulsa County Jail via KOKI-TV</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-09T18:57:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/09/police-blotter-of-the-day-eggnog-thief-at-large/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-09T17:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/02/what-do-you-report-and-what-dont-you-report/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-02T08:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/12/02/police-blotter-of-the-day-sd-police-use-beanbags-against-man-with-swords/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-02T18:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/11/30/police-blotter-of-the-day-give-me-all-your-money-or-my-penguin-will-explode/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jeffers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andri Jeffers via Yavapai County Sheriff's Office</image:title><image:caption>Andri Jeffers (via Yavapai County Sheriff's Office)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-30T18:16:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/11/29/reporting-new-diet-rules-curb-meals-on-wheels/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-29T18:16:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/11/23/reporting-for-some-churches-the-internet-clicks-for-others-it-doesnt/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-23T18:43:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/11/22/police-blotter-of-the-day-man-breaks-into-sox-gms-home-defrosts-lobster/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-22T18:30:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/11/21/police-blotter-of-the-day-this-is-how-to-pose-for-a-mug-shot/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-21T18:43:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/11/18/police-blotter-of-the-day-man-wearing-im-a-drunk-t-shirt-hits-cop-car-arrested-for-dwi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/daly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin 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Streit, chief executive of prepaid access card firm Green Dot, told CNBC last year how the cards work.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/videotease.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Videotease</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-30T16:52:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/09/06/unfortunate-food-headline-of-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/buger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>buger</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-06T20:57:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/04/15/mobile-journalism-in-the-real-world-or-how-i-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/livescribe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Livescribe</image:title><image:caption>My Livescribe notes from a recent (non-msnbc) food writing 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If I tap anywhere in the notes, the pen begins playing the audio from that point.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-31T21:50:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/20/reporting-porn-piracy-wars-get-personal/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-04T17:55:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/08/15/police-blotter-of-the-day-deputies-hook-up-naked-angler/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-15T18:36:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/08/14/net-benefit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/times1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Times</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/times.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Times</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-14T16:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/08/12/police-blotter-of-the-day-man-flees-taxi-without-paying-leaves-id-and-bong/</loc><lastmod>2011-08-12T15:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/08/09/police-blotter-of-the-day-police-urge-holster-use-after-man-shoots-his-own-penis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/gun1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>An Arizona man accidentally shot himself in the groin with his girlfriend’s pink handgun. 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Construction work on the tower and on hundreds of other Federal Aviation Administration projects has been halted after Congress adjourned this week without reauthorizing the agency's 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Murdoch and his son James are questioned by Labour MP Tom Watson about the tabloid phone-hacking scandal that rocked the U.K.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-20T17:25:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/13/human-editors-matter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dumps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dumps</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-13T19:35:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/12/e911-needle-meet-haystack/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-12T23:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/11/upgraded-android-app-is-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/appqr1.png</image:loc><image:title>AppQR</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/appqr.png</image:loc><image:title>AppQR</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-12T01:24:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/08/fbi-intends-to-trawl-controversial-immigration-program/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-08T21:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/08/foreign-computer-tech-comes-pre-infected-for-your-convenience/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-30T13:37:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/05/police-blotter-of-the-day-woman-tries-to-sneak-husband-out-of-jail-in-suitcase/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-05T18:09:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/01/the-reader%e2%80%99s-guide-to-journalists-cont%e2%80%99d-3/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-01T23:07:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/07/01/the-reader%e2%80%99s-guide-to-journalists-cont%e2%80%99d-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-01T22:44:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/28/the-reader%e2%80%99s-guide-to-journalists-cont%e2%80%99d/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-29T00:33:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/27/the-readers-guide-to-journalists-contd-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-27T20:04:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/27/police-blotter-of-the-day-woman-opens-fire-with-right-breast/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-27T19:56:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/24/reporting-challenges-to-red-light-cameras-span-u-s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cameravideo.png</image:loc><image:title>Video: NBC's Kerry Sanders reports</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-27T18:15:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/05/25/police-on-radio-scanner-apps-thats-not-a-10-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/6708906.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6708906</image:title><image:caption>Police Scanner is available for $2.99 in the iPhone App Store.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-25T00:14:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2010/08/05/but-but-where-do-i-tweet-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/twitterfail2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TwitterFail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/twitterfail1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TwitterFail</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/twitterfail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TwitterFail</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-23T22:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2010/12/30/779/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-23T22:09:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/04/21/bible-edits-leave-some-feeling-cross/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-23T22:08:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/05/17/jack-daniel-internet-cop/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-23T22:07:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/23/wait-im-an-app/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-23T22:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/21/police-blotter-of-the-day-cheese-danish-road-rage-attack/</loc><lastmod>2017-10-09T06:59:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/03/16/safety-debate-delays-new-license-for-japan-type-reactor/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-12T17:38:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/12/reporting-prices-soar-on-the-used-car-lot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/video-cc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NBC's Chris Clackum reports</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-28T15:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/06/police-blotter-of-the-day-inattentive-jogger-slams-back-of-school-bus/</loc><lastmod>2011-06-08T19:38:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/06/01/1354/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/horsevideo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HorseVideo2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/horsevideo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HorseVideo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/horsevideo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KSL-TV's Nadine Winner 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Camel eats reporter's hair</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-13T18:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/05/12/reporting-conservative-student-group-becomes-a-lightning-rod-beyond-campuses/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-12T15:36:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/05/10/workshop-exploring-the-visible-and-invisible-web/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-10T20:34:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/05/06/perfect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/telegraphfront.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Telegraph Front</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-06T22:27:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/05/03/bin-laden-compound-could-yield-big-intelligence-harvest/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-03T23:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/05/01/osama-bin-laden-killed-in-pakistan-obama-says/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/video.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bin Laden obit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-19T09:17:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/04/29/dumb-crook-news-installer-recognizes-stolen-car-stereo/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-29T18:04:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/04/28/cops-blotter-of-the-day-cow-pulls-walmart-milk-heist/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-06T04:09:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/04/22/dumb-crook-news-gang-tattoo-leads-to-a-murder-conviction/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-22T15:38:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/04/09/bye-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc_0217.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0217</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dsc_0195.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LivingRoom</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-01T15:23:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/03/28/obama-military-action-has-stopped-gadhafi/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-29T01:12:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/01/04/hardware-is-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/g-tec-110103-laptop-tablet-photoblog600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>g-tec-110103-laptop-tablet.photoblog600</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-25T19:06:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/01/06/fractured-android-leaves-orphans-behind/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-25T19:05:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://malexjohnson.com/2011/01/28/this-is-about-social-networks-that-are-beyond-the-reach-of-mubarak/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mitchellvideo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MitchelLVideo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mitchell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mitchell</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://malexjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/n_mitchell_twitter_110128-vembedlarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Andrea Mitchell reports</image:title><image:caption>As unrest continues to grow in Egypt, authorities continue cutting off vital communications and social media networks. 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