Alex Johnson – Journalist at Large

“A man doused himself with a bucket of liquid human waste and hid in a portable toilet after plowing his Jeep into a carport at a Longview riverfront condominium Tuesday afternoon, police said.

“‘It looks like alcohol was involved,’ Longview police Sgt. Ed Jones said. …

“Flavia told officers he’d splashed himself with the contents of a bucket outside a portable toilet ‘because he thought the dogs were coming, and he was trying to throw off the scent,’ Kazensky said.”

Full story (Longview, Wash., Daily News)