Alex Johnson – Journalist at Large

One suspects the reporter had some fun putting together this (bad female dog)-ing report:

“An apparent weekend spat over a man erupted into a fracas featuring a hot sauce bottle, vegetable juice can, torn hair weave and a scratched breast, according to a recently released police report. …

“The report didn’t specify the type of hot sauce, a spicy condiment typically made from chili pepper, vinegar and salt, or the brand or size of the vegetable juice can. …

“At the jail, Andary got upset because the officer arrested Stills.

“She said the officer should watch his back because she was a ‘bad (female dog)’ and was going to ‘get’ the officer.”

Full story (Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers via WPTV-TV of West Palm Beach, Fla.)