Rule No. 49: An “expert” is anyone who has been quoted on a subject more than once.
Rule No. 48: If one analyst or expert disagrees, it’s a controversy.
Rule No. 47: If an editor mentions it, then “everyone is talking about it” and you should consider it an assignment.
Spartanburg County deputies have arrested a man who they say hit his girlfriend with a workbook from his anger management class during an argument, and she cut his arm with a boxcutter.
Full story (Spartanburg, S.C., Herald-Journal)
Police Blotter of the Day: New Orleans police officer arrested after leading police officers on high-speed chase
Detectives said Miller sped off in his truck and led the officer on a high-speed chase.
During the chase Miller ran a stop sign, drove through a red light, drove at speeds near 90 miles per hour and committed other traffic violations.
Rule No. 46: There are only two kinds of gunfire: “sporadic” or “rapid-fire.”